I think I physically ache with anticipation for both Sherlock and Teen Wolf in a matter of fucking WEEKS oh my god I’m going to puke, good bye friends, this is too much too soon please give me a minute or leave me here to die.
Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autrallia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.
So, with the stories floating round the Internet about terrible behaviour at the first few performances of Coriolanus, and with Mr Cumberbatch about to take on the role of Hamlet, I thought I would draw on my years of theatre-going to give those screaming, crying fangirls a bit of a guide to…
“Do not fall in love with people like me
We will take you to
Museums and parks
And kiss you in every beautiful place
So that you can
Never go back
Without tasting us
Like blood in your mouth.”—Unknown (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)